One in particular involving Mount Shasta. I live not too far away from it being from Oregon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_Mount_Shasta
Just for good measure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV10JFq1zxw
Thoughts on Things
I have been around long enough to see the good, the bad and ugly online and I'd like to document a few things. My other journals have some extensive content on conspiracies, events, and sometimes the crazy nut one is bound to run into but here is where I'd like to start a new journal for the last year or so and what I've experienced! ☼ And I'm saving all content here so any psycho stalkers who try to destroy MY stuff will be of no avail. Give it your best shot bitches!
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Crazy Person
Someone sent me the following links and while I do know one person from the David Icke forum, I really don't know anyone else that I see in any of these links.
But here is what I received by message to perhaps include here. Because it is a good glop of links showing what an ass and all round lunatic Psycho Stalker is, I have copied it to here.
Look at this LOL! A bunch of Catholic hate.
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1101361&highlight=catholic#post1101361
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1094762&highlight=catholic#post1094762
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1094718&highlight=catholic#post1094718
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1077480&highlight=catholic#post1077480
Forced to be Catholic?
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1112282&postcount=115
"I've worked with magik for over 40 some years."
http://maccaboard.paulmccartney.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=2662764&highlight=magik#2662764
KO is 46 years old right now. If she was "forced" to be Catholic, how is she working with "magik" [sic] as a 40+ years witch? She's implying that she was somehow working with this shit when she was less than 6 years old! And how come a 40+ years witch don't know how to spell magick? LOL!
And she has been "ingrained" with alien abductions since birth! Strange that Catholics would foster alien abduction theories in their family.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059114424&postcount=4960
And she's been channeling dead people!
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059114462&postcount=4963
And that shit she describes never even happened. She's never been called by any Labyrinth-building celtic woman to help Paul defeat people who believe in the PID thing. That post was in 2010. Where is she now? That would be nowhere! The crazy bitch was banned from both PID and PIA forums and isn't really Paul's saviour or recognized as one. Although she does fancy herself as such.
Getsmart's OWNAGE of KO (dolphinoflight)
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059115753&postcount=4984
AH! It was a bag lady in the cemetary! Labyrinth at a nearby church = cemetary!
Bag lady asks her if she channels the dead = some serious LSD trippin' in the cemetary.
Dolphinoflight is Catshit(KO) sockpuppeting in the David Icke forum.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059013155&postcount=3967
Hermajesty knows it's KO though and answers KO's persecuting post while KO still plays the persecuted one.
Getsmart calls the bitch out!
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059021812&postcount=4093
One last thing.
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1082242&postcount=41
LOL she goes into the woods and wears leaves and packs mud all over herself and her friends take pictures of it! Of course ever the narcissist, she thinks she looks great!
Anyway, don't really know any of the people in any of those threads. They all know that Catshit is a lunatic with definite psycho going on there. So even the bystanders can see. I'm not sure what to think of "butterpie" or whatever her name in the Macca thread "Do you believe in magick", but that topic is rife with Catshit craziness!
Okay now for my thoughts on this thing. The thread in which this butterpie person appears is really wonked. I can't figure out if butterpie is just trying to get Psycho Stalker to reveal how crazy she is or if she really does buy into that crap. Cuz ain't no way that Kathryn O the psycho woman is a witch or have any special mission in life to protect Paul/Faul. I have studied the theory of PID myself and know people in this field. I stay off the big forums and don't really say much. I'm more of an observer but whatever my opinions are on butterpie or even the regulars on DI, I can say that at least they all have Psycho Stalker sized up pretty good.
But here is what I received by message to perhaps include here. Because it is a good glop of links showing what an ass and all round lunatic Psycho Stalker is, I have copied it to here.
Look at this LOL! A bunch of Catholic hate.
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1101361&highlight=catholic#post1101361
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1094762&highlight=catholic#post1094762
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1094718&highlight=catholic#post1094718
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1077480&highlight=catholic#post1077480
Forced to be Catholic?
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1112282&postcount=115
"I've worked with magik for over 40 some years."
http://maccaboard.paulmccartney.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=2662764&highlight=magik#2662764
KO is 46 years old right now. If she was "forced" to be Catholic, how is she working with "magik" [sic] as a 40+ years witch? She's implying that she was somehow working with this shit when she was less than 6 years old! And how come a 40+ years witch don't know how to spell magick? LOL!
And she has been "ingrained" with alien abductions since birth! Strange that Catholics would foster alien abduction theories in their family.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059114424&postcount=4960
And she's been channeling dead people!
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059114462&postcount=4963
And that shit she describes never even happened. She's never been called by any Labyrinth-building celtic woman to help Paul defeat people who believe in the PID thing. That post was in 2010. Where is she now? That would be nowhere! The crazy bitch was banned from both PID and PIA forums and isn't really Paul's saviour or recognized as one. Although she does fancy herself as such.
Getsmart's OWNAGE of KO (dolphinoflight)
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059115753&postcount=4984
AH! It was a bag lady in the cemetary! Labyrinth at a nearby church = cemetary!
Bag lady asks her if she channels the dead = some serious LSD trippin' in the cemetary.
Dolphinoflight is Catshit(KO) sockpuppeting in the David Icke forum.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059013155&postcount=3967
Hermajesty knows it's KO though and answers KO's persecuting post while KO still plays the persecuted one.
Getsmart calls the bitch out!
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059021812&postcount=4093
One last thing.
http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1082242&postcount=41
LOL she goes into the woods and wears leaves and packs mud all over herself and her friends take pictures of it! Of course ever the narcissist, she thinks she looks great!
Anyway, don't really know any of the people in any of those threads. They all know that Catshit is a lunatic with definite psycho going on there. So even the bystanders can see. I'm not sure what to think of "butterpie" or whatever her name in the Macca thread "Do you believe in magick", but that topic is rife with Catshit craziness!
Okay now for my thoughts on this thing. The thread in which this butterpie person appears is really wonked. I can't figure out if butterpie is just trying to get Psycho Stalker to reveal how crazy she is or if she really does buy into that crap. Cuz ain't no way that Kathryn O the psycho woman is a witch or have any special mission in life to protect Paul/Faul. I have studied the theory of PID myself and know people in this field. I stay off the big forums and don't really say much. I'm more of an observer but whatever my opinions are on butterpie or even the regulars on DI, I can say that at least they all have Psycho Stalker sized up pretty good.
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Crazy People
Naked Man Claiming to Be a Descendent of Sasquatch Attacks Hunter.
Yikes!
Now Sasquatch... who does that remind me of? Hmmm...
Yikes!
Now Sasquatch... who does that remind me of? Hmmm...
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Psycho Stalker's Insane Journal Documented
Dear Readers, I have a new link to share with you! It seems Psycho Stalker Kathryn's attack and delete method hasn't worked for her. The evidence is still on the internet! I guess she thought she could do all her horrid deeds and be exempt from them! HA! What a delusional yeastwad.
Here is the LINK that has all those insane livejournal postings of hers!
The only thing that kinda worries me is that they put the link of our private forum from ProBoards on their blog's links area to the right. We had been so careful to keep that off her scope because I know the members and mods were all making the big move to another one of their servers to escape the threat of being hacked. Psycho Stalker had tried to get hackers to destroy it for those who don't know this, and I know no one wanted to take any chances of that actually happening. But now the forum's link is there and if she sees the blog (which Psycho Stalker will) then she'll see that link too, perhaps. Maybe? She is really dimwitted and stupid. So maybe she won't.
Either way, the link is there and I don't think she actually got anyone to hack anything for her. So we should be pretty safe. I just worry.
So that's the latest. Been busy having summer fun! Like all the people, except for Psycho Stalker who is busy stalking somebody named Rahil.
Edited to add:
Here are the full blogs of Psycho Stalker's posts on LJ.
First Batch
Second Batch
Third Batch
Fourth Batch
Fifth Batch
Sixth Batch
Seventh Batch
Eighth Batch
And be sure to check out the oldest and newest blogs there too, the "What We Intend" because that is all perfectly stated!
Here is the LINK that has all those insane livejournal postings of hers!
The only thing that kinda worries me is that they put the link of our private forum from ProBoards on their blog's links area to the right. We had been so careful to keep that off her scope because I know the members and mods were all making the big move to another one of their servers to escape the threat of being hacked. Psycho Stalker had tried to get hackers to destroy it for those who don't know this, and I know no one wanted to take any chances of that actually happening. But now the forum's link is there and if she sees the blog (which Psycho Stalker will) then she'll see that link too, perhaps. Maybe? She is really dimwitted and stupid. So maybe she won't.
Either way, the link is there and I don't think she actually got anyone to hack anything for her. So we should be pretty safe. I just worry.
So that's the latest. Been busy having summer fun! Like all the people, except for Psycho Stalker who is busy stalking somebody named Rahil.
Edited to add:
Here are the full blogs of Psycho Stalker's posts on LJ.
First Batch
Second Batch
Third Batch
Fourth Batch
Fifth Batch
Sixth Batch
Seventh Batch
Eighth Batch
And be sure to check out the oldest and newest blogs there too, the "What We Intend" because that is all perfectly stated!
Saturday, April 6, 2013
KO and the Macca Board All-Stars (lovely story penned by MaccaMinx)
KO and the Macca Board All-Stars
Episode 1
maccaminx February 26th, 13:41
Kathryn O. banged the ornamental gavel roughly on the
equally-ornamental wooden table. Four people jumped in unison at the
noise. The echo was almost as loud as the original gavel bang, but
that was probably due to the location of the meeting: a cave 333 1/3
feet below the surface of the earth. Secrecy was all-important in this
endeavor.
" I would like to call to order the first clandestine meeting of the
Macca Board All-Stars," KO began.
Silence greeted this announcement. KO had expected wild cheering,
wolf-whistling, or at least a meagre amount of applause. Instead, she
was greeted with deafening silence. She looked into the faces of the
four gathered around her at the rectangular table, and saw confusion
on their faces.
"Clandestine means "secretive"," she clarified.
A chorus of "Oh"s and "Ah"s greeted this definition, which was then
followed by the aforementioned applause KO had wished to receive.
"Now, let us do a roll call. I shall read your name from the Sacred
List of Memberhood, and you shall respond, signifying that you are
present." Then, just to make sure there wasn't a repeat of the earlier
misunderstanding, she said, "I say your name, you let me know you're
here." Nods from around the table.
"Suzy."
"Yes, I am here, present, presented before you, oh great Kathryn O.!"
Suzy replied.
"Maccascruff."
A long sigh was uttered before her mouth opened to say, "I'm here, but
what's the point? We'll all be dead soon."
"Yes, quite. Thank you. Girl who always replies in all capitals, even
when she's not yelling?"
"YES! I AM HERE!"
Kathryn O. checked the name off of the roster. "Girl who always draws
out everything she says by adding too many letters to most words,
followed by a string of exclamation points?"
"HHHHHHHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!"
Kathryn O. frowned slightly. "To save time, I'm going to call you
Annoying Girl 1, and Annoying Girl 2. As you're both rather stupid,
I'm not going to bother telling you which is which. You should both
plan to answer every time I say Annoying Girl. Understood?"
"YYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!!"
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN."
Kathryn O. nodded. Finally, something was going right. But there was
still one unanswered question. "You, the rather large man against the
cave wall. Who are you?"
The man looked around, then realized he was the one being addressed.
"Oh, hi. I'm Robert Gannon. I'm here to take photos."
"Who let you in? And how did you find out about this meeting?" Kathryn
O. was not impressed by his presence.
"Well, I saw a listing for a Paul McCartney event, and so I flew right
out and dug a tunnel through the mountain to get here. I go to all of
Paul's events, you know, and take hundreds of photos that I then post
to the internet."
Kathryn O. reclined a bit in her chair. "Isn't that a bit silly to not
enjoy the event because you're...oh, never mind. Your intelligence
level is obviously below mind, so I'm going to wave my hand
dismissively at you and proceed with the meeting. Do whatever you
want." This meeting wasn't quite going according to her plan, but she
knew she could salvage it. After all, she was Kathryn O., Queen of
Beatles Slash. She could do anything.
"All right, our first and only order of business is figuring out how
to further destroy the Macca Board. Any questions? Yes, Suzy?"
"Umm, hi again. I was wondering what sort of refreshments you'd be
serving. I mean, looking at both Annoying Girls, they're barely 5
feet, 3 inches and 145 pounds. They obviously have some," she lowered
her voice to a near-whisper, "weight issues. You know, anorexia?"
Both Annoying Girls would have been able to hear what Suzy was saying
if they weren't so occupied with posing for Robert's camera. They were
fighting over which of them would look cuter straddling the chair they
were sitting in. Robert's camera finger hit the button more rapidly as
the fighting increased.
Kathryn O. started to rethink the wisdom of starting her evil plan
with the current group make up. She needed at least on more member.
But who?
Episode 4
maccaminx March 20th, 9:36
Her pronouncement didn't cause a stir in the room as much as it caused
a confused silence. KO was not unused to this silence, as it seemed to
pop up whenever she talked to this group of, in her estimation, half
wits.
"Do none of you know anything, for God's sake?" she spat at the group.
"Macca's Minxes! How have you not heard of them?"
"WHAT'S A MINX?" asked one of the Annoying Girls.
"Yyyyeeeaaahhh, wwwwhhhhhaaaatttt''''ssss aaaa...." started the other
Annoying Girl.
"Shut up!" yelled Suzy. "Learn to speak in a normal fashion! Must you
draw everything out like some sort of stuttering baboon with a speech
impediment?"
"Isn't Paul against minks?" asked GeorgeGoode who, as usual, had no
clue what he was talking about.
Maccascruff released the handfuls of Audrey's hair she had been
holding onto so she could look around the table to see if any of the
other All-Stars were comprehending KO. Audrey's held fell to the solid
rock floor with a loud thud.
"Do none of you read the reports I send you? The rebel group of
boardies that has been using the vast power of facebook to hold
unauthorized Macca Board discussions: Macca's Minxes. You're all so
worthless!"
SusylovesPaul had remained silent during this conversation, but KO
couldn't help notice that a small, smug smirk had appeared on her
enemy's face once KO had begun her speech. "And what do you have to
offer, woman who can't correctly use Photo Shop to superimpose a
picture of herself onto a picture of Paul?"
SusylovesPaul didn't answer KO, just started to tap her fingers on the
table to the tune of "Band on the Run". Soon a gentle humming started
from the Annoying Girls. Then GeorgeGoode stared up. Not being able to
resist, the others, excluding KO of course, who was above that sort of
mindless humming, were joining in. Even the semi-conscious Audrey was
trying to keep tune to the classic, even though her hums were mostly
muffled due to her lying face-down on the floor. This would have been
a touching celebration of Macca's music if they weren't humming
horribly off key. Or even in the same key.
KO let this go on for a generous 30 seconds before she pounded the
gavel on the table, disrupting the spontaneous concert, albeit a cheap
and poorly-attended concert.
"SusylovesPaul, I demand to know what you are grinning about! I am the
supreme ruler of the All-Stars, of which you are a member. Therefore,
by the powers invested in me by God himself, you owe me an answer! I
am your intellectual superior! Answer me, peon!" KO was starting to
show an ugly side of herself, which was hard to do given that she was
such an unpleasant person on the inside and out. Plus she had that
hump on her back. Yuck. Am I right?
SusylovesPaul let the moment drag on for a minute before she raised
her eyes from the table and looked at KO. KO tried her hardest to
stare down this upstart, but SusylovesPaul was feeling a moment of
power over the group's leader. After all, SusylovesPaul had
information that KO didn't, something that KO was not used to.
"Well..." began SusylovesPaul, "I know about the Minxes. Almost all of
them are registered users of the Macca Board, with only a handful of
them being regular posters. The others are mostly lurkers who only
check in when Paul has upcoming concerts. The regular posters keep the
others informed of our doings in the facebook group, Macca's Minxes."
SusylovesPaul's information was greeted by "Ooohs" and "Aaahs" from
the rest of the All-Stars. KO looked around the room jealously. It was
her speeches which should receive this sort of reception, not that
dimwitted SusylovesPaul's. Hell, SusylovesPaul was too stupid to put
spaces between the three words in her user name, for goodness sake!
Why, then, was she getting attention lavished on her?
"All right, all right, settle down, minions," KO began in an effort to
regain control of the meeting. "I have a plan to figure out how to
hurt this group..."
"I already have," said SusylovesPaul, which worked to shut up KO,
something that hadn't happened in, oh, ever. Knowing she had full
control of the situation, SusylovesPaul waited until KO fully gathered
that she was being outperformed by her nemesis, then SusylovesPaul
continued. "I got one of their friends banned from the Macca Board."
Sharp gasps of shock and amazement were SusylovesPaul's reward. She
ate up the attention the way she usually ate up carbohydrates and
fatty foods.
"How...how...does anyone get banished from the board?" Maccascruff
asked. "Isn't the world enough of a festering boil?"
"You're missing the point, Depressing Debbie. One of their friends has
been taken down. This is step one, people." SusylovesPaul wasn't yet
ready to reveal how she had managed this feat. She wanted to drag her
moment in the sun out a bit more.
"One time, when I flew to London in December, I waited outside Paul's
home in St. John's Wood for six hours in the snow. And then, and then,
he came out of the house, and he saw me, and he recognized me. Then,
well then, he stared at me, like, forever, and then he started waving
towards me, a lot. Then he started waving at a group of men on his
lawn, but I knew he was really waving at me. Then, for some reason,
the group of men who he'd been waving to tackled me and tased me. They
said they were his security detail, but I know that Paul just wanted
to hug me but he couldn't because Nancy was there. Security! Please!
Paul and I are old friends, after all." Apparently Audrey had regained
consciousness.
"Any way," said KO, "One of you mental morons has done something good
for a change. We've gotten to one of the people on the outskirts of
the Minxes. Now the question is, what do we do next?"
"We?" asked SusylovesPaul. "I don't think any of you did anything.
This was all me. Me, me, me. No we. Me."
KO rolled her off-centered eyes and weighed her options. She could
throw SusylovesPaul a bone and acknowledge the fact that she'd
actually done something good, or she could cut SusylovesPaul back down
to size and regain control of group.
"Shut up, you silly tramp!" hissed KO. Apparently she had chosen option two.
"Wait, so what are we supposed to do about these Minx people?" asked
GeorgeGoode.
"Oh, you just wait, I have a plan," said SusylovesPaul. "I have a plan..."
maccaminx March 20th, 10:44
The tension in the room had been building for a few minutes. Everyone
in the room was aware that there was a power struggle occurring before
there eyes. The power struggle was impressive, but the fact that these
oblivious internet posters were aware of something beyond their noses
was even more awe-inspiring.
SusylovesPaul and KO were slowly sitting up to their full heights,
almost mimicking two cats who are getting ready to square off.
SusylovesPaul had the definite advantage because she wasn't the one
with a massive hump on her back.
"Okay, dullards, let's figure this out. We have a task before us: Take
down the PM.com boards, while also focusing our attention on these
so-called Macca's Minxes on facebook. Where do we begin? Oh, why am I
asking you lot? You're a bunch of imbeciles who aren't intelligent
enough to use apostrophes in the corect places. Don't look at me like
that, I can read your posts, I see you're ignorant of grammar rules."
KO continued to keep her posture upright while also trying to give
each person sitting around the table the evil eye. She managed to keep
her balance even though her back hump was trying to throw off her
equilibrium. Unfortunately, she literally fell out of her chair at the
news SusylovesPaul delivered next.
"I've already taken care of number one," SusylovesPaul stated.
"WWWWHHHHAAAATTTTT????!!!!" You'd think this came from one of the
Annyoying Girls, wouldn't you? No, not this time. No, this came from
everyone else at the table, including KO. The Annoying Girls didn't
join in because they had each swallowed their own tongues.
"Yes, that's right. I've managed to take down the PM.com boards, in
addition to, oh, his entire website. Yup. That was me. This girl.
Right here." She uttered the last two sentences in a sing-song voice
while pointing her thumbs at herself, just in case anyone coudn't hear
her giving herself credit for this act of internet espionage.
"How...how..." KO sputtered.
"How did I take down the website of the only remaining Beatle? I mean,
one of the only remaining Beatles? You'll find out, just not right
now. When it suits me, I will inform you, all of you, of how I managed
this feat. In the meantime, be aware, Kathyn O'Connor, that your days
as head of the Macca Board All-Stars are numbered."
In response to KO's gasp, SusylovesPaul responded with, "Are you
gasping at me knowing your name, or my telling you I'm taking you down
as our leader? I want to know which comeback to give, but I can't
quite tell..."
"I think a little of both, actually. At first, it was the name thing,
but then it was about you taking over," KO responded.
"Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up. In that case, I'll give you
both of them. Comeback number one: You'd be surprised, Ms. O'Connor,
at what I know about you. Comeback number two: That's right, get ready
to be bounced back into minion status. It's SusylovesPaul's time to
shine! That would have been more effective if I didn't have to lump
them both together, mind you. I even had a plan to get up dramatically
from the table and storm imeriously out of the room, but, well, the
effect is ruined now. Sorry about that. I guess I'll just leave now,
but remember that I'll be back. I mean," throat clearing sounds, "I'll
be back!" With that, SusylovesPaul did her best to imperiously storm
out of the room, but she wound up tripping over Audrey who, for some
odd reason, was still lying on the floor. As we all know, it's hard to
recover any ounce of respect after you've tripped in public, so
SusylovesPaul just wound up blushing furiously, then walking quickly
out of the cave.
"Why didn't we just focus on taking down Ringo and his boards? You
know, start with an easy job, then work our way up? Wouldn't that have
made more sense?" asked GeorgeGoode.
"Because, if all eight of us had joined Ringo's board, we'd have
increased his fan base by six people, you talking pile of meat. The
goal is to take down the board, not increase its popularity! Now shut
up and let me think," snapped KO. This meeting had not gone as she'd
planned, not at all. She'd hoped to have this group of brainless
boardies eating out of the palm of her hand by now. Instead, she'd
come to realize how useless this crew actually was. And now
SusylovesPaul was rising up, trying to jump ranks. Dammit! She needed
to prove that she, KO, was the only obvious choice as leader of this
Macca insurrection. To do that, she'd need to take down the Minxes by
herself. Hell, SusylovesPaul had already struck at them by getting one
of their friends banned from the boards. How had she done that? No,
she thought, there's time to figure that out later. For now, she had
to focus her attention on the Minxes.
"Oh, those Minxes are in for it," she whispered to herself. "Oh my, yes."
Episode 1
maccaminx February 26th, 13:41
Kathryn O. banged the ornamental gavel roughly on the
equally-ornamental wooden table. Four people jumped in unison at the
noise. The echo was almost as loud as the original gavel bang, but
that was probably due to the location of the meeting: a cave 333 1/3
feet below the surface of the earth. Secrecy was all-important in this
endeavor.
" I would like to call to order the first clandestine meeting of the
Macca Board All-Stars," KO began.
Silence greeted this announcement. KO had expected wild cheering,
wolf-whistling, or at least a meagre amount of applause. Instead, she
was greeted with deafening silence. She looked into the faces of the
four gathered around her at the rectangular table, and saw confusion
on their faces.
"Clandestine means "secretive"," she clarified.
A chorus of "Oh"s and "Ah"s greeted this definition, which was then
followed by the aforementioned applause KO had wished to receive.
"Now, let us do a roll call. I shall read your name from the Sacred
List of Memberhood, and you shall respond, signifying that you are
present." Then, just to make sure there wasn't a repeat of the earlier
misunderstanding, she said, "I say your name, you let me know you're
here." Nods from around the table.
"Suzy."
"Yes, I am here, present, presented before you, oh great Kathryn O.!"
Suzy replied.
"Maccascruff."
A long sigh was uttered before her mouth opened to say, "I'm here, but
what's the point? We'll all be dead soon."
"Yes, quite. Thank you. Girl who always replies in all capitals, even
when she's not yelling?"
"YES! I AM HERE!"
Kathryn O. checked the name off of the roster. "Girl who always draws
out everything she says by adding too many letters to most words,
followed by a string of exclamation points?"
"HHHHHHHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!"
Kathryn O. frowned slightly. "To save time, I'm going to call you
Annoying Girl 1, and Annoying Girl 2. As you're both rather stupid,
I'm not going to bother telling you which is which. You should both
plan to answer every time I say Annoying Girl. Understood?"
"YYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!!"
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN."
Kathryn O. nodded. Finally, something was going right. But there was
still one unanswered question. "You, the rather large man against the
cave wall. Who are you?"
The man looked around, then realized he was the one being addressed.
"Oh, hi. I'm Robert Gannon. I'm here to take photos."
"Who let you in? And how did you find out about this meeting?" Kathryn
O. was not impressed by his presence.
"Well, I saw a listing for a Paul McCartney event, and so I flew right
out and dug a tunnel through the mountain to get here. I go to all of
Paul's events, you know, and take hundreds of photos that I then post
to the internet."
Kathryn O. reclined a bit in her chair. "Isn't that a bit silly to not
enjoy the event because you're...oh, never mind. Your intelligence
level is obviously below mind, so I'm going to wave my hand
dismissively at you and proceed with the meeting. Do whatever you
want." This meeting wasn't quite going according to her plan, but she
knew she could salvage it. After all, she was Kathryn O., Queen of
Beatles Slash. She could do anything.
"All right, our first and only order of business is figuring out how
to further destroy the Macca Board. Any questions? Yes, Suzy?"
"Umm, hi again. I was wondering what sort of refreshments you'd be
serving. I mean, looking at both Annoying Girls, they're barely 5
feet, 3 inches and 145 pounds. They obviously have some," she lowered
her voice to a near-whisper, "weight issues. You know, anorexia?"
Both Annoying Girls would have been able to hear what Suzy was saying
if they weren't so occupied with posing for Robert's camera. They were
fighting over which of them would look cuter straddling the chair they
were sitting in. Robert's camera finger hit the button more rapidly as
the fighting increased.
Kathryn O. started to rethink the wisdom of starting her evil plan
with the current group make up. She needed at least on more member.
But who?
Episode 4
maccaminx March 20th, 9:36
Her pronouncement didn't cause a stir in the room as much as it caused
a confused silence. KO was not unused to this silence, as it seemed to
pop up whenever she talked to this group of, in her estimation, half
wits.
"Do none of you know anything, for God's sake?" she spat at the group.
"Macca's Minxes! How have you not heard of them?"
"WHAT'S A MINX?" asked one of the Annoying Girls.
"Yyyyeeeaaahhh, wwwwhhhhhaaaatttt''''ssss aaaa...." started the other
Annoying Girl.
"Shut up!" yelled Suzy. "Learn to speak in a normal fashion! Must you
draw everything out like some sort of stuttering baboon with a speech
impediment?"
"Isn't Paul against minks?" asked GeorgeGoode who, as usual, had no
clue what he was talking about.
Maccascruff released the handfuls of Audrey's hair she had been
holding onto so she could look around the table to see if any of the
other All-Stars were comprehending KO. Audrey's held fell to the solid
rock floor with a loud thud.
"Do none of you read the reports I send you? The rebel group of
boardies that has been using the vast power of facebook to hold
unauthorized Macca Board discussions: Macca's Minxes. You're all so
worthless!"
SusylovesPaul had remained silent during this conversation, but KO
couldn't help notice that a small, smug smirk had appeared on her
enemy's face once KO had begun her speech. "And what do you have to
offer, woman who can't correctly use Photo Shop to superimpose a
picture of herself onto a picture of Paul?"
SusylovesPaul didn't answer KO, just started to tap her fingers on the
table to the tune of "Band on the Run". Soon a gentle humming started
from the Annoying Girls. Then GeorgeGoode stared up. Not being able to
resist, the others, excluding KO of course, who was above that sort of
mindless humming, were joining in. Even the semi-conscious Audrey was
trying to keep tune to the classic, even though her hums were mostly
muffled due to her lying face-down on the floor. This would have been
a touching celebration of Macca's music if they weren't humming
horribly off key. Or even in the same key.
KO let this go on for a generous 30 seconds before she pounded the
gavel on the table, disrupting the spontaneous concert, albeit a cheap
and poorly-attended concert.
"SusylovesPaul, I demand to know what you are grinning about! I am the
supreme ruler of the All-Stars, of which you are a member. Therefore,
by the powers invested in me by God himself, you owe me an answer! I
am your intellectual superior! Answer me, peon!" KO was starting to
show an ugly side of herself, which was hard to do given that she was
such an unpleasant person on the inside and out. Plus she had that
hump on her back. Yuck. Am I right?
SusylovesPaul let the moment drag on for a minute before she raised
her eyes from the table and looked at KO. KO tried her hardest to
stare down this upstart, but SusylovesPaul was feeling a moment of
power over the group's leader. After all, SusylovesPaul had
information that KO didn't, something that KO was not used to.
"Well..." began SusylovesPaul, "I know about the Minxes. Almost all of
them are registered users of the Macca Board, with only a handful of
them being regular posters. The others are mostly lurkers who only
check in when Paul has upcoming concerts. The regular posters keep the
others informed of our doings in the facebook group, Macca's Minxes."
SusylovesPaul's information was greeted by "Ooohs" and "Aaahs" from
the rest of the All-Stars. KO looked around the room jealously. It was
her speeches which should receive this sort of reception, not that
dimwitted SusylovesPaul's. Hell, SusylovesPaul was too stupid to put
spaces between the three words in her user name, for goodness sake!
Why, then, was she getting attention lavished on her?
"All right, all right, settle down, minions," KO began in an effort to
regain control of the meeting. "I have a plan to figure out how to
hurt this group..."
"I already have," said SusylovesPaul, which worked to shut up KO,
something that hadn't happened in, oh, ever. Knowing she had full
control of the situation, SusylovesPaul waited until KO fully gathered
that she was being outperformed by her nemesis, then SusylovesPaul
continued. "I got one of their friends banned from the Macca Board."
Sharp gasps of shock and amazement were SusylovesPaul's reward. She
ate up the attention the way she usually ate up carbohydrates and
fatty foods.
"How...how...does anyone get banished from the board?" Maccascruff
asked. "Isn't the world enough of a festering boil?"
"You're missing the point, Depressing Debbie. One of their friends has
been taken down. This is step one, people." SusylovesPaul wasn't yet
ready to reveal how she had managed this feat. She wanted to drag her
moment in the sun out a bit more.
"One time, when I flew to London in December, I waited outside Paul's
home in St. John's Wood for six hours in the snow. And then, and then,
he came out of the house, and he saw me, and he recognized me. Then,
well then, he stared at me, like, forever, and then he started waving
towards me, a lot. Then he started waving at a group of men on his
lawn, but I knew he was really waving at me. Then, for some reason,
the group of men who he'd been waving to tackled me and tased me. They
said they were his security detail, but I know that Paul just wanted
to hug me but he couldn't because Nancy was there. Security! Please!
Paul and I are old friends, after all." Apparently Audrey had regained
consciousness.
"Any way," said KO, "One of you mental morons has done something good
for a change. We've gotten to one of the people on the outskirts of
the Minxes. Now the question is, what do we do next?"
"We?" asked SusylovesPaul. "I don't think any of you did anything.
This was all me. Me, me, me. No we. Me."
KO rolled her off-centered eyes and weighed her options. She could
throw SusylovesPaul a bone and acknowledge the fact that she'd
actually done something good, or she could cut SusylovesPaul back down
to size and regain control of group.
"Shut up, you silly tramp!" hissed KO. Apparently she had chosen option two.
"Wait, so what are we supposed to do about these Minx people?" asked
GeorgeGoode.
"Oh, you just wait, I have a plan," said SusylovesPaul. "I have a plan..."
maccaminx March 20th, 10:44
The tension in the room had been building for a few minutes. Everyone
in the room was aware that there was a power struggle occurring before
there eyes. The power struggle was impressive, but the fact that these
oblivious internet posters were aware of something beyond their noses
was even more awe-inspiring.
SusylovesPaul and KO were slowly sitting up to their full heights,
almost mimicking two cats who are getting ready to square off.
SusylovesPaul had the definite advantage because she wasn't the one
with a massive hump on her back.
"Okay, dullards, let's figure this out. We have a task before us: Take
down the PM.com boards, while also focusing our attention on these
so-called Macca's Minxes on facebook. Where do we begin? Oh, why am I
asking you lot? You're a bunch of imbeciles who aren't intelligent
enough to use apostrophes in the corect places. Don't look at me like
that, I can read your posts, I see you're ignorant of grammar rules."
KO continued to keep her posture upright while also trying to give
each person sitting around the table the evil eye. She managed to keep
her balance even though her back hump was trying to throw off her
equilibrium. Unfortunately, she literally fell out of her chair at the
news SusylovesPaul delivered next.
"I've already taken care of number one," SusylovesPaul stated.
"WWWWHHHHAAAATTTTT????!!!!" You'd think this came from one of the
Annyoying Girls, wouldn't you? No, not this time. No, this came from
everyone else at the table, including KO. The Annoying Girls didn't
join in because they had each swallowed their own tongues.
"Yes, that's right. I've managed to take down the PM.com boards, in
addition to, oh, his entire website. Yup. That was me. This girl.
Right here." She uttered the last two sentences in a sing-song voice
while pointing her thumbs at herself, just in case anyone coudn't hear
her giving herself credit for this act of internet espionage.
"How...how..." KO sputtered.
"How did I take down the website of the only remaining Beatle? I mean,
one of the only remaining Beatles? You'll find out, just not right
now. When it suits me, I will inform you, all of you, of how I managed
this feat. In the meantime, be aware, Kathyn O'Connor, that your days
as head of the Macca Board All-Stars are numbered."
In response to KO's gasp, SusylovesPaul responded with, "Are you
gasping at me knowing your name, or my telling you I'm taking you down
as our leader? I want to know which comeback to give, but I can't
quite tell..."
"I think a little of both, actually. At first, it was the name thing,
but then it was about you taking over," KO responded.
"Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up. In that case, I'll give you
both of them. Comeback number one: You'd be surprised, Ms. O'Connor,
at what I know about you. Comeback number two: That's right, get ready
to be bounced back into minion status. It's SusylovesPaul's time to
shine! That would have been more effective if I didn't have to lump
them both together, mind you. I even had a plan to get up dramatically
from the table and storm imeriously out of the room, but, well, the
effect is ruined now. Sorry about that. I guess I'll just leave now,
but remember that I'll be back. I mean," throat clearing sounds, "I'll
be back!" With that, SusylovesPaul did her best to imperiously storm
out of the room, but she wound up tripping over Audrey who, for some
odd reason, was still lying on the floor. As we all know, it's hard to
recover any ounce of respect after you've tripped in public, so
SusylovesPaul just wound up blushing furiously, then walking quickly
out of the cave.
"Why didn't we just focus on taking down Ringo and his boards? You
know, start with an easy job, then work our way up? Wouldn't that have
made more sense?" asked GeorgeGoode.
"Because, if all eight of us had joined Ringo's board, we'd have
increased his fan base by six people, you talking pile of meat. The
goal is to take down the board, not increase its popularity! Now shut
up and let me think," snapped KO. This meeting had not gone as she'd
planned, not at all. She'd hoped to have this group of brainless
boardies eating out of the palm of her hand by now. Instead, she'd
come to realize how useless this crew actually was. And now
SusylovesPaul was rising up, trying to jump ranks. Dammit! She needed
to prove that she, KO, was the only obvious choice as leader of this
Macca insurrection. To do that, she'd need to take down the Minxes by
herself. Hell, SusylovesPaul had already struck at them by getting one
of their friends banned from the boards. How had she done that? No,
she thought, there's time to figure that out later. For now, she had
to focus her attention on the Minxes.
"Oh, those Minxes are in for it," she whispered to herself. "Oh my, yes."
Friday, April 5, 2013
What Goes On...(lovely story penned by Jack)
Had to share this in its entirety, even if it's already posted in several other journals and places.
It can be found at this URL: What Goes On... and I will include following chapters of it. As will some of my other companions.
What Goes On…
A/N: Just a little fantasy fic. I haven’t any permission from Julian Lennon nor Stella McCartney to use them as story fodder. Somehow, I think I’ll be safe. I think the Lennon and McCartney progeny would probably appreciate it. Premise: What if Julian and Stella really did become aware of ‘betterthenyou’??
No beta here. If she doesn't have to use one, neither do I. *snort* Mistakes are mine. ;)
-A.T.
“STELLA!!”
“JULIAN!!”
The daughter of Paul McCartney and the eldest son of John Lennon greeted each other like a couple of teenagers. Julian grabbed Stella in an enormous bear hug, lifting her easily off the floor and swinging her around the foyer of his modest home.
“Oh, Jules! It’s been too long. Few and far between emails on the computer just aren’t enough!”
Julian laughed out loud and carefully set Stella back on her feet. “You’re right, Stinky! I’m so glad to see you.” He smiled at her fondly as she screwed her delicate McCartney features into a tight grimace.
“Go to hell, Julian. Why do you only call me that when you see me?”
“Don’t be stupid, cranky,” Julian giggled while shaking his head. “You know I can’t smell you over the computer!”
Stella couldn’t hide the silly grin, slapping him on the arm playfully.
“Well, stop it. I’m not a kid anymore. You hippies are all the same.”
“OH, HO, HO!!! Now we get to the heart of the matter, don’t we?” Julian snorted.
“Whatever. Come on, now. Your message was so fucking weird; I just had to take some time out and come see you. What is so pressingly funny that you couldn’t write me about??”
Julian grinned and shook his head. “I know. I must show you. I've been laughing my ass off so much; I had a friend of mine send me some interesting links. YOU were the first person I thought of. ”
He reached out and grabbed the petite blonde by the arm leading her into a den with a huge computer set up in the corner of the room. They sat down and Stella immediately guffawed when she saw the FaceBook page on the screen.
“OH MY GOD. You have been reading. Have you seen the things that vile woman has been saying about both of us? I mean, she’s so incredibly stupid! Is this what you’re so wound up about? I already know about that silly freak person.”
“HA HA HA!! Yes, she’s all puffed up about my FaceBook site blocking her—then of course your hippie comment. The thing I've found most funny is how many regular people can’t stand her. I’ve known about her, too, but her unique perspective of the world is what is so interesting…”
Stella pointed a finger in Julian’s face and shouted. “AH HA! You've been doing homework! Tell me what you've found.”
Julian chuckled. “Well, we both know of the rumors and fantasy fictions people have been writing about our Dads’ “relationship” forever…” adding double fingered air quotes to the proper word. “ I've looked a up a few of them, I don’t know what there is to be upset about. You can’t stop others from their fantasies. Some of the stories are damn good, and almost believable. You’d be surprised.”
Stella grinned. “I’ve seen several of the stories, actually. They've both been accused of worse things, right? Most of what I've seen has been reasonably respectful. I would only say this to you, and would deny it if you told anyone else…but some of those stories are simply smoking hot.”
Julian winced, and then grinned. “I’ll take your word for it. I kind of skipped a lot of the gory detail…” he trailed off and blushed.
“You men. You have no stomach for the good stuff. No matter, have you been watching Ms. Whack job’s FaceBook, then?”
“I have. She’s just talking to herself, really. I found some better stuff, though, and that’s the reason I asked you here. You will LOVE this!! I’ve found a couple of Beatle writing communities that have apparently taken up virtual arms against the crazy woman.”
Stella smiled widely, looking like the little girl Julian knew all those years ago. So innocent and adorable, but hiding an intensity that the world didn’t know about until she came into her own. Julian often wondered how such a small body could contain such a large heart and exquisite nature. She was the perfect mix of her parents. Both of them were beautiful, both talented, and both loyal as hell. Somewhere in that McCartney/Eastman DNA there was a buried chromosome that contained an extraordinary ability to be loud, blunt and to the point. A scarily Lennon trait. He quickly shook off that thought as Stella poked him in the chest, disturbing his wandering thoughts.
“Hey, Godammit. GIVE. What is this thing that has you so fascinated?” Whoops, there was that Lennon bluntness…oh shit.
“Here, just look. I haven’t put it all together quite yet. Somewhere along the line, this Cat Person pissed off the Beatle communities on LiveJournal. Did you have any idea she really wrote stories?? Holy shit, Stella! I’ve seen her yap about them online, but just figured she was posting just to see her words on a screen. She actually DOES write…and BADLY.”
“No way! HAHAHA! Really? She writes fan fiction? I have to see this.”
“I’ll tell you what. I’ll bring up a story, and bet you that you can’t make it through the whole thing.”
“That’s not fair, Jules. You just told me you skipped the gory details. We already know YOU can’t make it through one. I know she’s a sex thinking addict. She can’t be a sex addict; she talks about it way too much. I've done a bit of homework myself, ya know. Not only that, but her strange cannibalism thing. Jesus Christ, pick your weird and stick with it!”
Julian half laughed and half huffed with impatience. “I know, I know. I made it through two of her stories. ALL the way through. Consider this an initiation. You only have to live through one story. I read two, all the way through. I don’t want to give it away. I just want your reaction! It’s written from your Dad’s point of view? Doesn't that make you the least bit curious?” Julian gave a thin smile and Lennonesque tard face.
“Alright then. Is this the one you have on the screen here?”
“Nope. Hang on. I've got a bunch of shit bookmarked JUST for you…” Julian clicked a few times and a story appeared on the screen entitled “ Hamburg: The First Time”.
“What does the title tell you, Stel?” Julian asked barely able to choke back the chuckle.
“Well, with a normal person, it would be the First Time they went to Hamburg. Knowing this is Ms. Whack Job, I’d say it’s the first time your lucky Dad had fictional sex with my Dad. Shit. Does someone get an ear bit off and eaten?” Stella made a face and added, “If someone gets a dick bit off, tell me now.”
It was too much for Julian. He let out a whoop and stomped his feet on the floor and covered his face, laughing uncontrollably. Stella smirked, and crossed her arms waiting for Julian to recover. She wasn't going to read the story until her questions were answered.
“Oh, Stella-girl. You give her way too much credit. No, you've nothing to worry about in that direction. She would have to be a creative sort to come up with that!”
“Okay. I’ll read it. All of it. Now, go make us some tea or something. I can’t concentrate while you sit here and stare.” Dutifully, Julian cleared his face and gave a blank stare.
“I swear, I won’t read it until you leave, dammit. Don’t worry, I won’t take all day. I’ll be done before you get back. I think. Christ, how long is this??” She was scrolling down the screen, already looking a bit shocked at what her eyes were catching.
“It’s long, but I’ll go to the kitchen and find something for us. Tea, then? I can do that.”
Stella waved, “BYE NOW.”
Julian chuckled and headed for the kitchen.
He hadn't even gotten to the stove before the first outburst came from the den. He stopped to listen.
“OH, FUCK! This is supposed to be my Dad and JOHN? Who talks like this?!! Who qualifies boys sharing beds with being gay? Trying things in Hamburg? How does one go from a bunch of young men’s first fuck fests to doing each other? Oh, wait; this is my apparently stupid Dad yammering about a lot of nothing…he doesn’t even talk like this when he’s pissed off his head!!”
Julian smiled. Stella was on a tear and hadn't even gotten out of the first three paragraphs. He filled the tea kettle and turned on the stove. Before long the outbursts continued. He was glad he wasn't sitting next to her. He’d be deaf before she finished the story. He sat at the kitchen table waiting for water to boil, and listened…
“Wow, sensitive dick my Dad had…he came when John was NEARBY?
HEY JULIAN!! YOUR DAD WAS A REAL TURN ON!!!” she shouted.
“Oh thank god. He found out he could come when someone touched him! Poor Dad! Oh, the rest of it makes no sense…”
“Two guys in wicked Hamburg can’t find release? Oh, I get it. She’s trying to imply they …want each other? That’s just stupid. WAIT. Bad sex with a stripper hurting his back? Was he… never mind. CHRIST. JULIAN!! How does…” she trailed off.
Stella was strangely silent. Not for long.
“OH MY FUCKING GOD. I JUST CAN’T… WHY IS JOHN SUCH A… WHY IS MY DAD SUCH A… OH, KILL ME NOW…”
The teakettle began to whistle, and Julian jumped up to finish making the tea.
“GOD DAMN!!” Stella shouted from the kitchen door, and an extremely startled Julian almost dropped the tea kettle. He gripped the handle and struggled to set it down carefully.
“That was the most poorly written piece of shit I've ever read, Julian. I've read a lot of these fictions about our Dads. Holy shit…”
“Thanks for scaring the shit out of me, Stella,” Julian cut her off. “Can I finish this tea before you finish your reaction? I still need my hands to work!”
Stella rolled her eyes and pushed him out of her way, abruptly taking over tea making duties.
“I just can’t get my mind around it, Jules. My Dad is no blubbering idiot. Your Dad, I can’t see your Dad being so… so… molesty? Is that a word? It is now. There’s no way to describe the creepy way your Dad came off. Oh, my FUCKING god.”
“I feel your pain. I don’t get it either, and that will be the second part of your enlightening today. A couple of things we didn't know: This ‘betterthenyou’ person doesn't know shit about The Beatles for one…”
“Apparently she doesn't know shit about a lot of things,” Stella interrupted. Seriously, while I've never bought the whole relationship thing with our Dads, at least there are people out there who seem to draw conclusions from things other than their…”
It was Julian’s turn to interrupt.
“Hey, just slow down. There are answers out there, and they’re answers from those writers and readers who deal with the good stuff.”
Surprised, Stella clamped her jaw shut and nodded for him to continue.
“Okay. She knows little to nothing about Beatle history. She can’t write to save her life. Now I find out she’s really just some sort of internet troll. She’s ruined several fandoms and share sites out there. She’s known in some circles to stalk celebrities. It’s all in these blogs I found; well, a friend of mine found and sent me the links.”
“Well…how is it she got on to you and me? I say something about hippies, and I’m suddenly the worst person on earth? Your people block her from your FaceBook because she says too much weird shit, and now she’s after you? We aren’t even BEATLES, for fuck’s sake.” Julian could tell her wheels were turning, as she chewed her thumbnail just as her famous father did when deep in thought.
“Stella. She’s batshit crazy. Not my words… all of these people she bothers and posts unbidden in their communities call her that. I think they’re right.”
Stella stopped chewing, and stared at him. “Well, shit. If that story is any indication of what she thinks of Lennon and McCartney? She must be a real treat.”
“She is. Sit and have your tea. Calm down a bit. You don’t have to rush off soon, do you?” Julian asked hopefully.
“Hell no, I don’t. You've intrigued me, Julian Lennon. If this has tickled your funny bone, it must be good. I’ll call and clear the rest of my day. My Dad’s always telling me to slow down and smell the flowers, ya know.”
Julian grinned behind his teacup and muttered, “More like cat turds…”
Stella cocked her head, unable to hear Julian’s words but catching the maniacal giggle. “What did you say?”
“Nothing, Stel. Finish your tea and make your call. I’ll meet you in the den. I’d tell you to bring the tea along, but tea doesn’t mix well with electronics.” He grinned again as he stood up to leave the room.
Stella shrugged “Whatever. You get more like your Dad, every day.”
“I suppose I do. Are you calling me a deviant?” Julian laughed.
“I didn't say you got more like HER version of your Dad!” Stella snapped at his back as he left the kitchen.
TBC
It can be found at this URL: What Goes On... and I will include following chapters of it. As will some of my other companions.
What Goes On…
A/N: Just a little fantasy fic. I haven’t any permission from Julian Lennon nor Stella McCartney to use them as story fodder. Somehow, I think I’ll be safe. I think the Lennon and McCartney progeny would probably appreciate it. Premise: What if Julian and Stella really did become aware of ‘betterthenyou’??
No beta here. If she doesn't have to use one, neither do I. *snort* Mistakes are mine. ;)
-A.T.
“STELLA!!”
“JULIAN!!”
The daughter of Paul McCartney and the eldest son of John Lennon greeted each other like a couple of teenagers. Julian grabbed Stella in an enormous bear hug, lifting her easily off the floor and swinging her around the foyer of his modest home.
“Oh, Jules! It’s been too long. Few and far between emails on the computer just aren’t enough!”
Julian laughed out loud and carefully set Stella back on her feet. “You’re right, Stinky! I’m so glad to see you.” He smiled at her fondly as she screwed her delicate McCartney features into a tight grimace.
“Go to hell, Julian. Why do you only call me that when you see me?”
“Don’t be stupid, cranky,” Julian giggled while shaking his head. “You know I can’t smell you over the computer!”
Stella couldn’t hide the silly grin, slapping him on the arm playfully.
“Well, stop it. I’m not a kid anymore. You hippies are all the same.”
“OH, HO, HO!!! Now we get to the heart of the matter, don’t we?” Julian snorted.
“Whatever. Come on, now. Your message was so fucking weird; I just had to take some time out and come see you. What is so pressingly funny that you couldn’t write me about??”
Julian grinned and shook his head. “I know. I must show you. I've been laughing my ass off so much; I had a friend of mine send me some interesting links. YOU were the first person I thought of. ”
He reached out and grabbed the petite blonde by the arm leading her into a den with a huge computer set up in the corner of the room. They sat down and Stella immediately guffawed when she saw the FaceBook page on the screen.
“OH MY GOD. You have been reading. Have you seen the things that vile woman has been saying about both of us? I mean, she’s so incredibly stupid! Is this what you’re so wound up about? I already know about that silly freak person.”
“HA HA HA!! Yes, she’s all puffed up about my FaceBook site blocking her—then of course your hippie comment. The thing I've found most funny is how many regular people can’t stand her. I’ve known about her, too, but her unique perspective of the world is what is so interesting…”
Stella pointed a finger in Julian’s face and shouted. “AH HA! You've been doing homework! Tell me what you've found.”
Julian chuckled. “Well, we both know of the rumors and fantasy fictions people have been writing about our Dads’ “relationship” forever…” adding double fingered air quotes to the proper word. “ I've looked a up a few of them, I don’t know what there is to be upset about. You can’t stop others from their fantasies. Some of the stories are damn good, and almost believable. You’d be surprised.”
Stella grinned. “I’ve seen several of the stories, actually. They've both been accused of worse things, right? Most of what I've seen has been reasonably respectful. I would only say this to you, and would deny it if you told anyone else…but some of those stories are simply smoking hot.”
Julian winced, and then grinned. “I’ll take your word for it. I kind of skipped a lot of the gory detail…” he trailed off and blushed.
“You men. You have no stomach for the good stuff. No matter, have you been watching Ms. Whack job’s FaceBook, then?”
“I have. She’s just talking to herself, really. I found some better stuff, though, and that’s the reason I asked you here. You will LOVE this!! I’ve found a couple of Beatle writing communities that have apparently taken up virtual arms against the crazy woman.”
Stella smiled widely, looking like the little girl Julian knew all those years ago. So innocent and adorable, but hiding an intensity that the world didn’t know about until she came into her own. Julian often wondered how such a small body could contain such a large heart and exquisite nature. She was the perfect mix of her parents. Both of them were beautiful, both talented, and both loyal as hell. Somewhere in that McCartney/Eastman DNA there was a buried chromosome that contained an extraordinary ability to be loud, blunt and to the point. A scarily Lennon trait. He quickly shook off that thought as Stella poked him in the chest, disturbing his wandering thoughts.
“Hey, Godammit. GIVE. What is this thing that has you so fascinated?” Whoops, there was that Lennon bluntness…oh shit.
“Here, just look. I haven’t put it all together quite yet. Somewhere along the line, this Cat Person pissed off the Beatle communities on LiveJournal. Did you have any idea she really wrote stories?? Holy shit, Stella! I’ve seen her yap about them online, but just figured she was posting just to see her words on a screen. She actually DOES write…and BADLY.”
“No way! HAHAHA! Really? She writes fan fiction? I have to see this.”
“I’ll tell you what. I’ll bring up a story, and bet you that you can’t make it through the whole thing.”
“That’s not fair, Jules. You just told me you skipped the gory details. We already know YOU can’t make it through one. I know she’s a sex thinking addict. She can’t be a sex addict; she talks about it way too much. I've done a bit of homework myself, ya know. Not only that, but her strange cannibalism thing. Jesus Christ, pick your weird and stick with it!”
Julian half laughed and half huffed with impatience. “I know, I know. I made it through two of her stories. ALL the way through. Consider this an initiation. You only have to live through one story. I read two, all the way through. I don’t want to give it away. I just want your reaction! It’s written from your Dad’s point of view? Doesn't that make you the least bit curious?” Julian gave a thin smile and Lennonesque tard face.
“Alright then. Is this the one you have on the screen here?”
“Nope. Hang on. I've got a bunch of shit bookmarked JUST for you…” Julian clicked a few times and a story appeared on the screen entitled “ Hamburg: The First Time”.
“What does the title tell you, Stel?” Julian asked barely able to choke back the chuckle.
“Well, with a normal person, it would be the First Time they went to Hamburg. Knowing this is Ms. Whack Job, I’d say it’s the first time your lucky Dad had fictional sex with my Dad. Shit. Does someone get an ear bit off and eaten?” Stella made a face and added, “If someone gets a dick bit off, tell me now.”
It was too much for Julian. He let out a whoop and stomped his feet on the floor and covered his face, laughing uncontrollably. Stella smirked, and crossed her arms waiting for Julian to recover. She wasn't going to read the story until her questions were answered.
“Oh, Stella-girl. You give her way too much credit. No, you've nothing to worry about in that direction. She would have to be a creative sort to come up with that!”
“Okay. I’ll read it. All of it. Now, go make us some tea or something. I can’t concentrate while you sit here and stare.” Dutifully, Julian cleared his face and gave a blank stare.
“I swear, I won’t read it until you leave, dammit. Don’t worry, I won’t take all day. I’ll be done before you get back. I think. Christ, how long is this??” She was scrolling down the screen, already looking a bit shocked at what her eyes were catching.
“It’s long, but I’ll go to the kitchen and find something for us. Tea, then? I can do that.”
Stella waved, “BYE NOW.”
Julian chuckled and headed for the kitchen.
He hadn't even gotten to the stove before the first outburst came from the den. He stopped to listen.
“OH, FUCK! This is supposed to be my Dad and JOHN? Who talks like this?!! Who qualifies boys sharing beds with being gay? Trying things in Hamburg? How does one go from a bunch of young men’s first fuck fests to doing each other? Oh, wait; this is my apparently stupid Dad yammering about a lot of nothing…he doesn’t even talk like this when he’s pissed off his head!!”
Julian smiled. Stella was on a tear and hadn't even gotten out of the first three paragraphs. He filled the tea kettle and turned on the stove. Before long the outbursts continued. He was glad he wasn't sitting next to her. He’d be deaf before she finished the story. He sat at the kitchen table waiting for water to boil, and listened…
“Wow, sensitive dick my Dad had…he came when John was NEARBY?
HEY JULIAN!! YOUR DAD WAS A REAL TURN ON!!!” she shouted.
“Oh thank god. He found out he could come when someone touched him! Poor Dad! Oh, the rest of it makes no sense…”
“Two guys in wicked Hamburg can’t find release? Oh, I get it. She’s trying to imply they …want each other? That’s just stupid. WAIT. Bad sex with a stripper hurting his back? Was he… never mind. CHRIST. JULIAN!! How does…” she trailed off.
Stella was strangely silent. Not for long.
“OH MY FUCKING GOD. I JUST CAN’T… WHY IS JOHN SUCH A… WHY IS MY DAD SUCH A… OH, KILL ME NOW…”
The teakettle began to whistle, and Julian jumped up to finish making the tea.
“GOD DAMN!!” Stella shouted from the kitchen door, and an extremely startled Julian almost dropped the tea kettle. He gripped the handle and struggled to set it down carefully.
“That was the most poorly written piece of shit I've ever read, Julian. I've read a lot of these fictions about our Dads. Holy shit…”
“Thanks for scaring the shit out of me, Stella,” Julian cut her off. “Can I finish this tea before you finish your reaction? I still need my hands to work!”
Stella rolled her eyes and pushed him out of her way, abruptly taking over tea making duties.
“I just can’t get my mind around it, Jules. My Dad is no blubbering idiot. Your Dad, I can’t see your Dad being so… so… molesty? Is that a word? It is now. There’s no way to describe the creepy way your Dad came off. Oh, my FUCKING god.”
“I feel your pain. I don’t get it either, and that will be the second part of your enlightening today. A couple of things we didn't know: This ‘betterthenyou’ person doesn't know shit about The Beatles for one…”
“Apparently she doesn't know shit about a lot of things,” Stella interrupted. Seriously, while I've never bought the whole relationship thing with our Dads, at least there are people out there who seem to draw conclusions from things other than their…”
It was Julian’s turn to interrupt.
“Hey, just slow down. There are answers out there, and they’re answers from those writers and readers who deal with the good stuff.”
Surprised, Stella clamped her jaw shut and nodded for him to continue.
“Okay. She knows little to nothing about Beatle history. She can’t write to save her life. Now I find out she’s really just some sort of internet troll. She’s ruined several fandoms and share sites out there. She’s known in some circles to stalk celebrities. It’s all in these blogs I found; well, a friend of mine found and sent me the links.”
“Well…how is it she got on to you and me? I say something about hippies, and I’m suddenly the worst person on earth? Your people block her from your FaceBook because she says too much weird shit, and now she’s after you? We aren’t even BEATLES, for fuck’s sake.” Julian could tell her wheels were turning, as she chewed her thumbnail just as her famous father did when deep in thought.
“Stella. She’s batshit crazy. Not my words… all of these people she bothers and posts unbidden in their communities call her that. I think they’re right.”
Stella stopped chewing, and stared at him. “Well, shit. If that story is any indication of what she thinks of Lennon and McCartney? She must be a real treat.”
“She is. Sit and have your tea. Calm down a bit. You don’t have to rush off soon, do you?” Julian asked hopefully.
“Hell no, I don’t. You've intrigued me, Julian Lennon. If this has tickled your funny bone, it must be good. I’ll call and clear the rest of my day. My Dad’s always telling me to slow down and smell the flowers, ya know.”
Julian grinned behind his teacup and muttered, “More like cat turds…”
Stella cocked her head, unable to hear Julian’s words but catching the maniacal giggle. “What did you say?”
“Nothing, Stel. Finish your tea and make your call. I’ll meet you in the den. I’d tell you to bring the tea along, but tea doesn’t mix well with electronics.” He grinned again as he stood up to leave the room.
Stella shrugged “Whatever. You get more like your Dad, every day.”
“I suppose I do. Are you calling me a deviant?” Julian laughed.
“I didn't say you got more like HER version of your Dad!” Stella snapped at his back as he left the kitchen.
TBC
Friday, March 8, 2013
Psycho Stalker Rape Threats
The crazy was flowing forth from the diseased glob of slime today...
Catkick Livejournal of Insane Ramblings and further Insane Ranting
We could curse her with rape too, but will not because
A: we're not insane like she is.
B: we have a life and I do have friends, she can fuck off and die in her friendless isolation while cursing everyone on the way further into her own abyss.
C: nobody can rape the willing, and so any curse of that nature upon the TROLL PSYCHO STALKER KATHRYN O would be wasted.
And finally D: Psycho Stalker does a good enough job cursing herself that she needs no help from me or my family.
Catkick Livejournal of Insane Ramblings and further Insane Ranting
We could curse her with rape too, but will not because
A: we're not insane like she is.
B: we have a life and I do have friends, she can fuck off and die in her friendless isolation while cursing everyone on the way further into her own abyss.
C: nobody can rape the willing, and so any curse of that nature upon the TROLL PSYCHO STALKER KATHRYN O would be wasted.
And finally D: Psycho Stalker does a good enough job cursing herself that she needs no help from me or my family.
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Ringo likes Blondes!
It seems Psycho Stalker Kathryn O will shit skyscraper-sized bricks to realize that men like those blondes!
For those who don't know, K.O. has an intense hatred for blondes. Because they are prettier than her. Of course, a bald-headed leper is more attractive than K.O.!
Friday, February 22, 2013
THE REAL REASON...
….FOR GUN CONTROL
Before I start: I don’t have guns; I don’t want guns; I can’t remember ever shooting a gun except to win a coconut at the fair; there is nothing about guns that I like and I wish we had a world without them.
To say the least I am not your typical opponent of new gun legislation in America. I don’t quote the US Constitution in support of what I say and have no desire to open carry, concealed carry or carry at all.
BUT.
If we are going to be mature and streetwise about current events the most relevant question that needs to be asked is not about guns or no guns, gun laws or no guns laws, but this: why do those who control the American government want to disarm Americans now of the very weapons that would be in any way effective in resisting a military coup by the fascist-controlled American government?
And another: why at the same time that this is happening is state of the art weaponry and technology, including tanks, being transferred in vast quantities by the Pentagon from the military to the American police? And another: why is Homeland Security buying 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition to be used within the United States?
All this in the very period that the hysteria has been engineered and generated to remove from Americans weapons with any chance of resisting a police/military takeover by their own government which has long been planned and detailed in my books.
Answer those questions (and they have the same answer) and you will be home and dry in terms of understanding what we are looking at here. I and others have been warning about this for a long time and it is the unfolding of a plan going back many decades (and centuries for the inner circle) to disarm Americans and then unleash the crazies in uniform on a helpless population.
Source: The David Icke Newsletter
Before I start: I don’t have guns; I don’t want guns; I can’t remember ever shooting a gun except to win a coconut at the fair; there is nothing about guns that I like and I wish we had a world without them.
To say the least I am not your typical opponent of new gun legislation in America. I don’t quote the US Constitution in support of what I say and have no desire to open carry, concealed carry or carry at all.
BUT.
If we are going to be mature and streetwise about current events the most relevant question that needs to be asked is not about guns or no guns, gun laws or no guns laws, but this: why do those who control the American government want to disarm Americans now of the very weapons that would be in any way effective in resisting a military coup by the fascist-controlled American government?
And another: why at the same time that this is happening is state of the art weaponry and technology, including tanks, being transferred in vast quantities by the Pentagon from the military to the American police? And another: why is Homeland Security buying 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition to be used within the United States?
All this in the very period that the hysteria has been engineered and generated to remove from Americans weapons with any chance of resisting a police/military takeover by their own government which has long been planned and detailed in my books.
Answer those questions (and they have the same answer) and you will be home and dry in terms of understanding what we are looking at here. I and others have been warning about this for a long time and it is the unfolding of a plan going back many decades (and centuries for the inner circle) to disarm Americans and then unleash the crazies in uniform on a helpless population.
Source: The David Icke Newsletter
Monday, February 18, 2013
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